*Sigh* The things I unleash daily... Okay... before I go to sleep I have to derail this official derailed thread back to its rails. There you go. Carry on.
NEVER!!! Well, chan is typically only used for children (or to insult someone). I've never actually heard anyone use -tan in speech before.
Massive (80m) craters discovered in Russia Craters not created by meteors but instead most likely thawing natural gases that exploded.
I prefer conspiracy theories to thing that are more likely to have happened, keeps life interesting. I vote it was Russia testing some new kind of weapon, or an alien landing.