Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

IT'S BECAUSE YOU DON'T USE CAPITALIZATION, YOU FUCKING ANGELS!

 

iT hURTS mY eYES! dISGUSTING!

 

How hard is that to do nowadays though really. I mean, assuming I'm an idiot (theoretically speaking/shut up) I could still just pull out my smartphone, google "how to change a tire", grab my tools and get to work. I just find it hard to believe anyone is this inept in the world..... except my brother of course but he's a snowflake.

 

Awww shit, quick someone stop him before we go full Homestuck.

 

hipsters can be pretty inept.

 

Funny how he wasnt in any of the movies.

 

Funny how the only cut scene of him had the hobbits running away in abject terror when they sensed his presence, while his hat bobbed merrily over the bushes like a shark fin out of water.

edit: and now you got me looking for a less than 30 second clip of tom bombadil's hat gayily bouncing that is so god damned hard to find you bastard.

 

Success!

 

Star Wars Spoilers. Mild ones with no relevance to plot but spoilers nonetheless.

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He has one line and that's "TRAITOR!!!" *whips out ass-beating stick*
And he almost wins in a duel against a light saber up until...you know...Han steps in.

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I swear my allegiance to this post.

 

I freaking hate when people mix cosplay.


It distorts the true vision of the actual character and what they represent. It turns them into a glorified jerk off eye candy theme that just looks silly after you step back and think about it.

 

definitely have those books, haha, they're hilarious