The Official Title for Star Wars: Episode VIII Revealed

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  1. Pidian

    Pidian Well Liked Thrall

    me too. but i'm mostly glad they didn't. how do you top that classic?
     
    Pidian, Jan 23, 2017
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  2. Hepatitis TK

    Hepatitis TK Decorative Flounce Berserker

    By making it better, you shit.
     
    Hepatitis TK, Jan 23, 2017
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  3. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

    pretty sure the only reason they haven't done it is because 1. Rick Moranis is pretty much done making movies, he's turned down everything from Ghostbusters on. 2. Episode 1 was so bad that Brooks couldn't think of a way to parody it without coming off looking like a direct mockery of how bad it was.
     
    Damion Sparhawk, Jan 24, 2017
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  4. Solis Obscuri

    Solis Obscuri Well Liked Hirdman

    They'd better have Ken Watanabe...

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    Solis Obscuri, Jan 24, 2017
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  5. j.p.

    j.p. Well Liked Berserker

    Hm. We could make Yogurt CG. Then he could do backflips and shit. And since John Candy's not around we could replace Barf with like a rastafarian rabbit or something. Maybe get Adam Sandler and tell him to really ham it up. Rick Moranis doesn't really act much anymore so we'll have to replace him too. Those are pretty big shoes to fill though so maybe replace him with somebody kind of brooding and angsty, y'know to contrast. What's that guy from Twilight doing these days? Those movies were hilarious. Shit and Dot Matrix is dead too. I can't really think of anybody to replace Joan Rivers though so let's just splice together old footage of her and use that. Probably nobody will notice.
     
    j.p., Jan 24, 2017
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  6. Skwisgaar

    Skwisgaar XO Thrall

    OR..... they could just make a prequel!
     
    Skwisgaar, Jan 24, 2017
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  7. j.p.

    j.p. Well Liked Berserker

    I would actually watch the shit out of a Muppet Babies style show with Spaceballs characters.
     
    j.p., Jan 24, 2017
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  8. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    A prequel to the sequel of the prequel?

    Now i want a movie detailing how planet spaceball used all the air.
     
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    Lardaltef, Jan 24, 2017
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  9. StalaggtIKE

    StalaggtIKE Well Liked Viking

    He ded.
     
    StalaggtIKE, Jan 25, 2017
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  10. Hakija

    Hakija Chaos Pony Viking

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    Hakija, Jan 25, 2017
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  11. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    Star wars episode VIII:Give us Your Money.
     
    Lardaltef, Jan 25, 2017
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  12. Solis Obscuri

    Solis Obscuri Well Liked Hirdman

     
    Solis Obscuri, Jan 25, 2017
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  13. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

    Kylo ren is a repo man?
     
    Lardaltef, Jan 25, 2017
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  14. Solis Obscuri

    Solis Obscuri Well Liked Hirdman

    Maybe they'll recast Kylo as a CGI version of a young Emilio Estevez for the PreSequel...
     
    Solis Obscuri, Jan 26, 2017
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