How NOT to hit on a woman.

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  1. fluffypinkbunny

    fluffypinkbunny Fluffiest Bunny ever Viking

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    How NOT to hit on a woman. Be at Taco Bell 9 am in the morning, pants around your ankles (ok not that far but still), then ask everybody in the restaurant, (including the one you're trying to hit on) for a dollar. Then ask everybody for a cig, before buying a combo meal, then asking for a free water, that you plan on filling up with not water. THEN turning to the girl and saying, well you wouldn't give me anything how bout dem digits.
     
    fluffypinkbunny, Apr 23, 2014
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  2. Myuu

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    Woooow.
     
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    Wow. He'd have gotten my number.
     
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    Deathwatch050 Well Liked Thrall

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    I'm pretty sure that's how not to hit on anyone. :p Fairly certain my reaction to having that done to me would involve throwing things. xD
     
    Deathwatch050, Apr 23, 2014
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    Watchit Well Liked Thrall

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    That is one classy gentleman right there... :unamused:
     
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    I think thats a good way to GET hit by a woman...
     
    Toon, Apr 23, 2014
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    sorry about my moves there Fluffy. I obviously need more practice.
     
    Manco, Apr 23, 2014
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    Sheogoraath Worst Person in the Universe Viking

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    That's how I proposed.
     
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    StalaggtIKE Well Liked Viking

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    *swoons*
     
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    Mitragliatrice New Guy Thrall

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    I think he already has my digits. So what you're saying is that I should NOT have given them to him? But he was so willing to share with others and I'm sure the "not water" thing was a mistake. I get Sprite and Water mixed up all the time.
     
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    StalaggtIKE Well Liked Viking

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    I originally read this as "How not to hit a woman". I was half expecting something like this:
    tumblr_m3orkn8ORA1rn2llbo1_400.gif
     
    StalaggtIKE, Apr 23, 2014
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    :shiftyeye:
    Same
     
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    Faythh Banned Banned

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    That takes a special kind of person....
     
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    I didn't know that was actually a move people used during real fights. Hot damn.
     
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    'poetry in motion XD'
    'that's what we'd like to see'
    (in synch) MORE OFTEN
     
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    jesus Christ just when I'd gotten those two assholes out of my head....
     
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    XD
     
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    wait who wouldn't hit on women at taco bell at 9 in the morning? albeit he went about it in the wrong order. he should have tried getting her digits before all of that.
     
    Lardaltef, Apr 25, 2014
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    Well of course after you're married. Then they're stuck.

    :shiftyeye:
     
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    1. Get digits
    2. Get married
    3. Have kids
    4. Deactivate cloaking device
     
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