Happy Borfday! I wanted to give you a pretty lady jumping out of a cake, instead, you just get a picture of your kind of lady.
I'm not sure what I was thinking I would find, but I definitely hesitated before clicking that spoiler tag.
Yay, I missed it! Oh, I mean, there was an unbearable accident and I had to bear witness to the birth of Cthulu in honor of your special day. Unfortunately, bearing Cthulu into this world is a long and quite involved ritual. So I got you the next best thing. Spoiler: The next best thing. Or what they had in the 2 for$1 bin.
Why am I more weird-ed out by what looks like hairy leg-tentacles than.. well the rest of all that? Anyway... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DIHM! Enjoy a selection of tentacle themed food pictures. It was either this or references to Zone-tan.