Thought this was pretty funny. Will leave this here: http://www.babbel.com/magazine/funn...als-tb&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=referral (btw... do NOT use babbel's service) Germans seem to really like naming everything after pigs. My personal favorite is "Schweinswal"... or "pig whale".
so... "die fliegenbär"? or... "die schädelfickendachs"! (what's his super power, you ask?... you don't want him to show you) haha! this is fun
Stahlbär! aka Tentakelvergewaltigungfisch (I'm having fun with Google Translate) bonus round: Donnergottwal
I really like germans. They're so efficient, they come equipped with standard issue beer pints and they have funny hats. And that's not even the best part. You should hear them speak! I've put a couple of them standing in our garden where they greet passer by's.
