I wasn't shocked when the best thing to come out of Oklahoma was a license plate, but even that isn't nearly as damning as simply being the most average state in the union. Though being known for the most breastfed is both intruiging and disconcerting at the same time. I want to go back to Anchorage. on another note, if I was to combine all the states I've lived in (lived, not visited) I'd have the 'Most wind powered lowest obesity best license plated safest for workers biggest port sunniest wheat producing most equal breastfed babies in churches per capita' on earth. I don't even want to know what they'd google.
Question. When did Sam register Bumblebee with the DMV? What happened when they found out his VIN is either invalid or being used by someone else's car?
New life goal: Stay as far as possible from insects, animals and humans especially. I fucking hate living things. I need my lands and castles so I can be left alone damn it! I don't want to deal with any of that shit. An ivory tower would be perfect. I would sneer at the rest of humanity from there and their pathetic ways.