Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Zaius Ex, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. XPHAku

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    All I can think of it would really suck to be the slaves who powered that shit.
     
  2. XPHAku

    XPHAku Well Liked Thrall

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    What I meant by nothing real is fully integrated bionics. This exo-skeleton stuff is ok, but what I want is full replacement with connections to my brain (with cybernetic enhancements as well) maybe Ghost in the Shell level or better. I personally have hormone and muscle deficiencies making it hard to move in general, I also have JRA, or Junior onset rheumatoid arthritis, not fun.
     
  3. SheepHugger

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    Oh shit, that must suck. Yea, I have nothing like that.
     
  4. Sardonic

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    So my wife and I went out to lunch today, and I got the most fitting fortune you could imagine.

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    My wife literally burst into laughter when I showed her.
     
  5. XPHAku

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    So this is my holiday cheer for the year
    Have fun with that.
     
  6. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    is she... pregnant? cuz that's about the only way that fortune could come true :p
     
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  8. Hunter Gamma

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    Been playing a lot of Skyrim lately I may have to try this.
     
  10. MostlyHarmless

    MostlyHarmless Master of Recruits Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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  11. SheepHugger

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    I don't see many ants weathering -15C
     
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  12. SheepHugger

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    Ever try the trick of putting a bucket on someone's head so you can loot their house as they can't see you.

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    As I searched for it, there was a big headline 'fixed'. What the fuck, why'd they go 'fix' a joke? Sigh. Never going to get that patch. No thanks. What a bunch of humorless cunts.
     
  13. Hunter Gamma

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    Ever been at Silver Rush in New Vegas? Take movable open container. Stuff all loot you want in it and drag it to out-of-sight side room to claim you prize.
    Or be me and just use Stealth Boy to sack the place.
     
  14. Hakija

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    Huh, I walked in with a plasma gun and murdered the staff. Everyone has their ways, I guess.
     
  15. Atomic_Guppy

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    I think I went inside and pissed them off, then ran out and started chucking frags when they came out after me. Great way to get high level stuff (Combat Armor, Plasma Rifles, etc) early in the game. My favorite was the way I did Ceasar's guards: I laid C4 outside, went inside to get their attention, then blew it as they ran out. There were bodies flying everywhere. It was glorious :viking:.
     
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  16. SheepHugger

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    Anyone just smashed their heads in with a big hammer?

    Anyone?

    And why no war axes? Huh?

    Melee is the salt of all Fallout games :viking:
     
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  17. Faythh

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    40mm or go home...
     
  18. XPHAku

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    Astronomically correct.
     
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