Okay... first the photo dump. There wasn't much, because the video picked up with the photos left off. In sequence:
Yeah, I think that was because I was rather drunk. Sometimes the phone gets into a weird state of being in landscape, but also in portrait, and that happens a lot when you hold it at a funky angle, which I'm pretty sure I was doing.
Aztecs did that to, you see where that got them don't you. Taking it up the ass justs gets you drunk faster since the alcohol goes into the blood stream faster.
Yep, asscohol killed the Aztecs. Totally grain alcohol enemas and not the Europeans or the weather like everyone believes.
Brought the Word to my little brother tonight as a bit of elder wisdom. Brother: "St Patty's day and I have no beer, just some wine someone gave us. Is it okay to drink it out of a Captain America glass?" Bear: "Of course. The important part is the drinking, not what you're drinking or the vessel." Happy St Borfmas to you bastards.
