Anyone else think the phrase "I've fallen and I can't get up" should be the new slogan for Viagra and not Life Alert?
If Mary was the mother of Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ was the Lamb of God.... Does that mean quite literally Mary had a little lamb?
What if as a punishment we're a 4th dimension creature stuck in a 3rd dimension body. We can't control our own time anymore cept through our imagination and memories. Forever destined to die over and over never being able to return to our original perceived form. *it was a sad shower*
If Hillary had won the election. Her and Bill wouldn't have just been the first women president and first gentlemen. It would also be the first time ever two presidents have ever had sex with each other.
While talking to wife while she was in the shower. (technically not a shower thought.... yes I was on the toilet.) Me: "You know 'Don't kid yourself' is a really fucked up name for an abortion clinic." Her: "Oh my god hun, I asked you what you want for dinner!" Me: "Nothing from that place, that's for sure."
and I'm saying they have a kid, chances are fair to middling they've had sex, sometime, at some point in their relationship. Unless he's gay and it's all just been a coverup. Just sayin' XD
*I watch anime on my computer while I shower* Just watched a deodorant commercial with a Trans woman. "Is it strong enough for a man but PH balanced for a Post Op?"
Humming a country tune. Wife: "Are you singing country... Babe.... are you ok?" Me: "Fuck you mistletoe."