The bears, they're... evolving!

those firehose pants went from bears to angry beavers

 

Hmm. A clever interpretation. Wanna know what happened in the real story that the movie was based on?

Spoiler: The True Story of Bear Force One

'BURICA.

The End. FOR HUMANS!

 

Go home bear, you're drunk.

 

Did anyone watch all the way to the end credits

 

smokey on a bad day.

 

I wanted sake dammit.

 

i skipped to them. ya saw that video before

 

Even bears know about 42.

Edit: Also, do you see the respect? Plagues of locusts, flooding an entire planet, incinerating anyone who looked at a city, two bears. "Hey, aren't you gonna send like a whole horde of bears? "Nah, two is more than enough." Respect.

 

and when he stared across the river
into my eyes it made me shiver
and I knew that it was lovely
to have a black bear thinking of me

 

What was...was that a tube sock!? Fuck I was drunk.

 

this looks like someone decided to draw a bear using iron filings and then waved a magnet around in front of it.

 

If they did, props to them.