Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

I would totally buy and play the shit out of a japanese steampunk metroid game.

 

Some companies can sell ANYTHING

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I will call myself this from now on.

 

Not enough soul.

 

Where would someone buy this?

 

You have to taxidermy a squirrel, I suggest asking DrunkenOrc.

 

This reminds me of the guy who went ahead at his workplace and replaced everyone's children's drawings with better drawings he had made himself.
Also commenting on it something like "it wasn't even difficult to make better ones because theirs were so poor".

 

I really love people. Someone sat down, thought about it, and decided that the best name for this was a ha-ha.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ha-ha

 

Sand Wich.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Montagu,_4th_Earl_of_Sandwich

"It is commonly said that Lord Sandwich was fond of this form of food because it allowed him to continue playing cards, particularly cribbage, while eating, without using a fork, and without getting his cards greasy from eating meat with his bare hands."

That, in the age of keyboards and mouses is still as valid as ever.

 

That reminds me, is it at all possible to drop an arty or air strike onto the big gun early in the match, possibly to use as a distraction?

 

The total confusion there would be with Anana and Banana....

 

Not true. everyone knows that when tie fighters get damaged even the slightest they explode.

 

Under normal circumstances perhaps, but these guys crashed into the freeway, so the rule of whatever-will-make-the-most-people-late-for-something takes precedence.

 

Probably some asshole Rebel in a hopped up A-Wing cut him off without using a turn signal.

Kids these days........