Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

Right up there with yolo as one of the most obnoxious words in the English language.

 

They're not real words and if anyone considers them otherwise, they should be beaten.

 

There should be a legal form of personal combat. It is absurd that you cannot legally challenge someone (even if consensual) to personal combat that ends in death. It tells volumes of the kind of shitty civilization we have become where people try to smoke cannabis and feel happy. Life should be filled with rigorous exercise and constant injury and it should end in combat.

 

Apparently swag is a real word. Something to do with a wreath and foliage.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/swag

 

We do need to bring duelling back

 

And gladiatorial games. Not the ones where douches wear silly swimming suits but the one where people enter the arena, fight each other and then the viewers and spectators get to vote on whether the loser gets to live or die. 5$/sms, + standard rates apply.

 

Screw this shit with serving people and taking them to court.

 

No No No, you don't smoke pot to feel happy, you smoke it to help the mead keep you from getting stiff after combat. You do, however, eat magic mushrooms before you go into combat, makes it more fun.

 

The entire plot of Far Cry 3.

 

So you are going to kill everyone on the planet then die of old age?

 

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Traditional Japanese woodblock prints of video game characters.