Sporting my uniform with my ribbons proudly displayed.
I'm gonna need a bigger chest to put them on now.
Hi, I'm collecting ribbons this week, can I have one for all this hard work please.
Could I claim my ribbon please.
This doesn't always work, I stay drunk nearly all the time (Vodka Martini, two olives) I hang around alot, but does it do me any good? Ha!. <grin>
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