Disturbing Intel on "Benjamin Badass"

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  1. Val

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    New intel suggests that Mr. Badass is in the process of aquiring mechs and mercenarys. Some sources mention a mysterious "Project Galahad". So far all attempts to learn more about it failed miserably.


    Verified Information:

    Full Name: Baron Benjamin Brianius Batista Badass the III.
    Age: 42
    Birthday: 11. August
    Homeworld: Tharkad
    Married to Baroness Barbara Bridgette Bruna Badass, Age: 40
    Two Children - Betty Blaze Berit Badass Age: 19 and Bob Badass Age: 21

    Bored and Rich Baron Badass started his rogue Mercenary Group "Badass Banditos" to "kill time and peasants". The Family Name itself was changed to "Badass" by Baron Benjamin Brianius Batista Badass the I. in an attempt to make it sound more "badass" (it used to be "Bologna"). As a Mercenary Baron Badass is somewhat known for being the "Worst Mercenary money can't buy" (as voted by the readers of Mercenary Monthly Magazine)

    /off
    Some of us did encounter him during a previous mission - he failed a pilotcheck and stumbled (ejected before he fired a single shot) BUT swore revenge ! He did smear some grafitti close to the cafeteria in our ship too - we dont know how he did that ...
     
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    Disturbing indeed. I wouldn't want somebody with that many names near my food.
     
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    Lt. Otäck Kulandinglar III will delight in the crushing of this supposed "Badass".
     
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    Battle of the III's !!!
     
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Destiny has thrown us together, I shall finish what my father failed to achieve.
     
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    [video=youtube;a1Y73sPHKxw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw[/video]
     
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    You killed my father. Prepare to die!
     
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    he rivals clint punchmaster
     
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    A Brochure for "Project Galahad" leaked today ...

    Most of it was just Salesman gibberish but they included 1 Photo.
    No info on armaments and specs was given apart from it being "Badass".

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    PICTURE BY KILLBOX - you are awesome <3
     
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    Is that a freaking sword arm?!?
     
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    Want.
     
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    My nemesis resurfaces...

    The Thirds shall meet as the new moons rise over the twin sunned desert.
     
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    Looks like a combo of a chainsword, a sword off a gundam, and a large appetizer toothpick... Yall land based forces have fun with that I aint flying anywhere near him.

    Love the look of the eyepatch Killbox.
     
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    Lets hope he falls on ass again like he did in front beta lance.
     
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    I was just browsing the MWO Forums for fun and by pure chance saw someone else online ...
    Link: CLICK ME!

    seems he enjoys playing MWO too and he wrote in his profile:
    "Gathering intel on the Skjaldborg..."
     
    Val, Oct 15, 2012
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    Ominous, for sure. This gentleman warrants further investigation.
     
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    active posts = 0?

    no info on the badass banditos can be found? hmm...

    I'm disappointed in us. You can tell the quality of someone by what kind on enemies they attract.
     
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