Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

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    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    I've been taking part in a 3 word story Thread over at the MWO forums, and I'd figure we should give it a shot over here. Only it's not going to be as limiting. So, this can be completely random, but each post should only be five words in length, to make a story. Feel free to make chapter breaks every once and a while, and I'll compile it into a easy to read format. Lets keep this alive!!!!

    THE STORY SO FAR:
    I'll start:

    Chapter One:
    Once there was a planet,
     
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    Trevnor Tokin' Canadian Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    and he was a great
     
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