Actually it would've been a good thing she had maggots in her wound. Maggots eat decayed flesh and clean wounds, preventing infection.
That's actually what I was thinking. But it was the jungle, so they could possibly have been deadly maggots.
I was going to insult you Skwi, as is my norm, but then I read the link, and I decided you were beyond reproach for a time. Let me say this, however much this applies for beards, I believe it is at least five times more applicable for mustaches. I AM A FUCKING DAPPER GENTLEMAN YOU GOD DAMN HIPSTER TWATS; SHAVE YOUR SHITTY MUSTACHES!
I could call her a sexist idiot who pushes her stereotypes of manliness on others with what no consideration of what being a good person, much less a good man means, and I absolutely will. Their was a time when being able to hunt food was a great survival characteristic. Now, its knowing how to use a computer, pass a job interview with a well-trimmed and neat beard, and do other "unmanly" activities. I fucking hate people like this. I don't care much for certain types of people myself (case in point), but I don't give a shit what they do with their damn hair. Blaming others for ruining her "beard fetish" is just childish. If she doesn't like hipsters with beards, here's a random idea, DATE OTHER PEOPLE. If she ever goes in to a hair salon and pays $100 for a perm because she wants to look sexy and doesn't know how to do her own fucking hair, I'll be laughing my ass off. [edit] I hope that made sense, I just ranting at this point.