Official Derailed thread... Wait, what?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Zaius Ex, Feb 28, 2012.

  1. Lardaltef

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    dihm. your quoting yourself. how much have you had to drink?
     
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    One. Two! TWO AH AH AH AH!
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    Just laying in bed, thinking about maggots in my arms and stuff.

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    So many beaver jokes...
     
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Fucking fuck! Please tell me this is real!
     
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    Actually it would've been a good thing she had maggots in her wound. Maggots eat decayed flesh and clean wounds, preventing infection.
     
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    Hiding since the 6th century.
     
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    DAAAAAAAW!!!
     
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    That's actually what I was thinking. But it was the jungle, so they could possibly have been deadly maggots.
     
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    linky no worky
     
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    WHY DOES EVERYTHING FUCKING HATE ME TODAY

    fixed
     
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    that is awesome!!! so sad and so true

    the beards thing not the whole everything hating you part
     
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    I was going to insult you Skwi, as is my norm, but then I read the link, and I decided you were beyond reproach for a time.

    Let me say this, however much this applies for beards, I believe it is at least five times more applicable for mustaches.

    I AM A FUCKING DAPPER GENTLEMAN YOU GOD DAMN HIPSTER TWATS; SHAVE YOUR SHITTY MUSTACHES!
     
  20. Hakija

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    I could call her a sexist idiot who pushes her stereotypes of manliness on others with what no consideration of what being a good person, much less a good man means, and I absolutely will. Their was a time when being able to hunt food was a great survival characteristic. Now, its knowing how to use a computer, pass a job interview with a well-trimmed and neat beard, and do other "unmanly" activities.

    I fucking hate people like this. I don't care much for certain types of people myself (case in point), but I don't give a shit what they do with their damn hair. Blaming others for ruining her "beard fetish" is just childish. If she doesn't like hipsters with beards, here's a random idea, DATE OTHER PEOPLE.

    If she ever goes in to a hair salon and pays $100 for a perm because she wants to look sexy and doesn't know how to do her own fucking hair, I'll be laughing my ass off.

    [edit] I hope that made sense, I just ranting at this point.
     
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