So evidently this week's Humble Bundle comes with gift copies of Risk of Rain. Got one left if anybody wants it.
Can you argue and say weird, convoluted crap that sounds legal. No common sense required. It may be possible in a way that you are referring. Grats, you're a lawyer.
I saw a news story about a teenage boy who was giving legal advice (in US) to a lot of folks, his experience was mostly online stuff and watching legal drama on tv. I thought it was a silly story back then. It's been years and now I find nothing silly about it.