The Pun Thread

A thread for puns, because this needed to happen.

 

40 lashes for audit

Spoiler

 

Alright!! Time to bust out my well-equipped quips!

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

Atheism is a non-prophet religion.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

 

you've made my day XD

If your mom was in the flooring business, to honor her on her death would you build her a Ma's linoleum?
they still can't prove Lincoln did anything wrong, because he's on a cent.
I'm sure if God ate Taco Bell he'd give us farty days and farty nights XD

(I know, I'm terrible, and I'm going to hell, you can blame Piers Anthony... I do )

 

You took all of these off the same webpage I was considering.

 

Practice harder.

 

I don't know if I'm laughing 'cause these are genuinely funny or incredibly stupid.

 

they're puns, it's a little of both ^.^

edit: genuinely stupid XD

 

chemistry pun, only makes sense if you actually know the chemical symbol for sodium (though, shouldn't be too hard to guess in a pun thread XD)




and one hadron collider for good measure...

 

and here's a chemistry pun that you can abuse in MWO XD