Witcher 3: Wild hunt

Discussion in 'Other Games' started by Xelrah, Feb 5, 2013.

  1. Pidian

    Pidian Well Liked Thrall

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    im with you! although i did finally reach kaer morhen and did a quick sprint around the world to nab the wolf armor (still not as sexah as the ursine, mmm)

    all i could think while galloping around from point to point was how gorgeous this game's environments are, especially kaer morhen. the game does mountain vistas really well. its the same feeling i had when skyrim first came out - wanted to force myself to stop playing for a while and just enjoy the view
     
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  2. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    I really should try this again and see if it still makes me want to barf
     
  3. Aspius

    Aspius Well Liked Hirdman

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  4. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    so good. need to play more of this.
     
  5. LagCat

    LagCat Well Liked Berserker

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    I have no times tooooo much......
     
  6. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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  7. LagCat

    LagCat Well Liked Berserker

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    Ah Geralt in a Bath... man just wants the simple things in life.
     
  8. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    A quest to remember for the ages... :lol:

     
  9. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    here's your mask, she can't recognize you, no, don't bother taking off your witcher medallion, or the silver sword which everyone else recognizes as a witcher artifact, or covering the obvious scar across your eye, and don't disguise your voice at all because nobody could ever mistake the sound of gravel in your throat as the dulcet tones of Geralt of Rivia, and the silver hair and golden eyes aren't a dead giveaway either that something is amiss, no she'd never recognize you because you're wearing a scarf over your mouth...
     
  10. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    Congratulations on getting the joke!:glee:

    For having so many dark and adult themes, I like that the developers were not afraid to dabble in the absurd.
     
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  11. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    I got the joke, I'm just wondering whether Geralt has some kind of absurd fetish for letting Dandelion use him as a stage puppet, because the things he puts up with for that guy is just obscene. Reminds me of Claptrap, no matter how much you want to shoot it, it won't die!
     
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  12. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    I always chalked it up to Dandelion being great at all the things Geralt sucks at and vice versa. They are kind of like a power couple without the coitus.
     
  13. Hakija

    Hakija Chaos Pony Viking

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    Geralt is asked that in The Last Wish and just says "opposites attract".
     
  14. LagCat

    LagCat Well Liked Berserker

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    He also basically states that he would rather have dandelion in his sights then off making mischief, because usually Geralt has to bail him out.
     
  15. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    Apparently netflix is doing a series based off the witcher.
     
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  16. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    great! then maybe someone will get on the parody, 'Bitcher!'
     
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  17. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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    Is that a comedy or a porn parody?
     
  18. Damion Sparhawk

    Damion Sparhawk The Missing Link Viking

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    Could go either way. We are talking about Witcher, hell, it could be both. :p
     
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  19. MagnusEffect

    MagnusEffect Administrator Staff Member Jarl SC Huscarl

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    Pretty good retrospection on the Witcher 3:

     
  20. Lardaltef

    Lardaltef Well Liked Berserker

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