I'm off to see Navygirl in Hawaii. I expect it to all go something like this: If you don't ever hear from me again, I imagine I was sacrificed to a volcano god or something like that. If so, do not mourn my death for many islanders were surely saved. (should be back by the 30th)
Tom is still the Lord of Lip Weasels. Have a great time on one fo the greatest places on Earth! ....for a variety of both family friendly and not so family friendly reasons
We will dispatch the ships on the 'morrow. Wait... not being sacrificed yet? Damn, was looking forward to the pillage of Hawaii.
Well, the ships are on their way and no one took a satellite phone along so it can't be helped, we'll be raiding Hawaii in a couple of months when the ships from Scandinavia rendezvous with the other fleets. Luckily it's summer and thanks to global warming it's a lot easier to circle the northern side of Canada.
Though if this lady he went to see is in the navy i must assume she can swim. Therefore i must question his choice for his profile picture.