Battletech Tabletop Kickstarter (Clan Invasion)

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  1. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Hey, it means you get to die in a fire with the rest of the Skjaldborg
     
  2. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    I know I had planned on the Skjaldborg having taken a long term garrison contract with the FRR like the Glory Warriors did after the war of '39. That could get us killed off in the early waves of the invasion
     
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    If I can backstab an entire lance with an Atlas, I'm sure I can hide that thing with enough dirty newspapers.

    It still counts as a victory if everyone else leaves the planet and we have one guy standing on the flag point, right?
     
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    You have one typo I noticed: "With the arrival of two regiments of mercenaries, the 22nd RR went underground. After several months, an idea from the Mobile Fire CO was put into place."
     
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    ...I remember when this was first posted.

    There's something gratifying about seeing this thing actually happening. Literally years in the making.
     
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    In hindsight I really should have put in that vacation request.
     
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    Yay! We get to be fire buddies!
     
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    :unamused:
     
  9. Dihm

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    Everyone in Firestarters that Stackpole
     
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  11. Dihm

    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    Hm, rereading things we may need to tone down the war crimes. Not like they are gonna use our story or anything, but still
     
  12. Benjamin the Rogue

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    Now everyone gets to be in the boiler room!
     
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    Dihm Speaker of the Word Staff Member Gothi SC Thane

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    The question is, who do we wanna get graped by, how fast, and how hurd? Wolves would be the gentle lovers kiss if we were on Heiligendreuz, which is logical since it is in essence our homeworld. And that's all the way in to wave 5. Or there are Ghost Bear planets galore if we are out on the rim hunting pirates, getting us creamed in the first or second wave and contributing to the Bears hate of mercenaries. Or we could get royally reamed by Jaguars
     
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    I'd prefer the Wolves
     
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    I prefer to go kick some bears in the balls..

    or go on a well timed canopian pleasure cruise.



    Well could all be male prostitutes on a canopian pleasure cruise...... im sure CGL would get a kick out of that.
     
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    Wolves or bears. I hear bears make good bondsmen.
     
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    hmmm I can see it now.

    Dihm rushes a elemental with no clothes on with just a axe. The fight lasts 20 minutes and gets taken as a bondsmen... Except the clanner is a 7 foot tall elemental woman that is 300lbs of just muscle with the face of Arnold schwarzenegger. With the only reason for taking him as a bondsman is to use him as a plaything when she gets restless at night. which he then cries himself to sleep but he cant sleep because shes literally crushing him to death in her sleep.
     
  18. Dihm

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    Death by snusnu
     
  19. MostlyHarmless

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    Tone down?!? Please, there is a reason we are the borg and not part of the FRR offichal military. Too many years fighting independently in the shadows as part of the insergent war as freedom fighters to put up with official military bureaucracy.
     
  20. Dihm

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    We may have to take a brief contract out of FRR space to let literal blood cool, haha

    Would explain why weren't folded into the FRR military, if the Snakes refused to allow us to join the KungsArme like the Tyr did, as part of the deal for Independence
     
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