Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

to ensue. the destruction of

 

Potatopolis has forced thousands of

 

Irishmen to immigrate to southern

 

Whiskistan, prompting a market boom

 

causing many more dreadnoughts to

 

refitted to carry copious amounts

 

of bees, forgotten of which

 

were many participles dangling left.

 

and right and backwards and

 

this excited the cats greatly

 

so they granted the people

 

two pesos and a rotten

 

tempered fat old chihuahua named

 

realized the meaning of life

 

and died forty-two seconds

 

into noisily licking his cock

 

while simultaneously playing Halo: Revenge

 

and wiping his ass. Suddenly

 

Cat-Girls dressed as maids attacked