Oh I just wanted to wait so I could see if you would give a fuck about something. I don't give a damn about heartburn.
whether it's 'okay' or not, I don't think anyone's likely to get in his way... I mean, trying to explain to an irate bear that the medicine just isn't for them probably won't end well.
"I woke up on the operating table today, half hallucinating about thin men operating on me and elders doing things to my mind. All the while some Doctor Shen was operating on my skull. Talk about a headache." "So, Central is here. And he says its been 20 years since we lost the war. The last thing I remember from then was watching over the Science Lab's latest armor research and then blacking out. I still have no idea what happened or where everyone from the organization is. I assume the worst for all of the staff, but I hope that I can encounter some of them where ever I am. Did that wall just move?"
"Boy I was really out of it, The doctor's name was Tygan, Shen is our chief engineer, and apparently related to my old engineering officer. Pretty bummed he didn't make it."
You know.. I was not really thinking that deep into it, but since this is a thing now... FLESSAR, ENTERTAIN ME!
(Admin note: I got 85% female recruits to start with, there will be gender swaps, oh well for you.) "First mission and I am left holding the keys at command after Central handed me control." "Sheoette nearly got killed racing to the converter at the last second. Taking prepared fire from the Sectoid may have been the right call, but it was damn risky. She will have to go take a rest for a few weeks now. Doctor's orders, every one else did well, and Lartaltiana needs more time at the grenade pit, the one she threw last mission failed to detonate because she forgot the firing pin."
"Mrs. Shen seems enamored with the piece of hardware we recovered on the last op, running her hand over it like a mother would an infant. She is just as wacked out over technology as her Progenitor was." "We recovered some gear that we can use to customize our weapons to increase their efficiency, some of them are of dubious use at this time, but I have little doubt we will need it all before this is over."
"Hooollleeeyyy Shit. I am on a spaceship. They did not tell me that before this big bastard lifted off and dumped me on my arse. An all hands warning would have been nice, I will have to discuss this with Mrs. Shen as soon as this thing stops moving."
"Rookies Smokey Fragout and Dihm Sllabelcatnet aquited them selves well this past mission raiding the Alien's network, but as usual Fluffy keeps knocking the advent down like silhouettes on a targeting range."
"Received a call from the former council head, don't know if I want to track him down and shoot him, or keep talking."
"I still don't know what that civilian was turned into, but it nearly took Dihm's head off. Luckily for him, Fluffy threaded the needle for a shot from 200m out and through several areas of dense cover. This operation was a general success however, with most of the civilian resistance movement recovered. Next time we will be more cautious."
"We hit an alien blacksite today, my skin still wont stop crawling. Timely cover from Smokey and Fluffy made this mission far easier then it would have been otherwise. The numbers and variety of hostile contacts per mission is greatly increasing. I need more grenades."
"Sheoette and Steelbear are on punishment duty for a few hours. They were lined up with perfect shots that couldn't be any better, and missed. Yet on the same squad, a rookie, never done anything in his life, Haki hit a shot from 100m away, through a parked van, a bush hedge and a concrete barrier. I don't even have words to describe my disappointment in those two right now."
