Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Trevnor, Jun 15, 2012.
performing warm maple bat-fellatio
on unsuspecting passersby. Then suddenly
Seymour is standing beside them
Distributing pamphlets for Mangoo Facials
with crudely drawn illustrations showing
undulating flatulating flagella. Seymour decided
to demonstrate upon himself and
feed giant alien plants his
moldy cheesey bread from little
orifices in his chitinous armor
on the lonely nights when
it's cold and gets lonlier (yes a lonely night just got cold and even more lonely)
and he died. The next
time someone gives you pamphlets
shout "I worship satan you
filth mongering butt slut!" It
is the best way to
drive off those bum worshiping
nay saying panda lovers. Cthulhu
however, is harder to deter
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