Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

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    Seymour is standing beside them
     
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    undulating flatulating flagella. Seymour decided
     
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    on the lonely nights when
     
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    it's cold and gets lonlier

    (yes a lonely night just got cold and even more lonely)
     
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    and he died. The next
     
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    time someone gives you pamphlets
     
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    shout "I worship satan you
     
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    filth mongering butt slut!" It
     
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    however, is harder to deter