Five (5) Word Story of Sillyness

in his mischievous nefarious lovemaking

 

then a monkey screwing dead

 

hookers in an alleyway behind

 

the curtain in the opera.

 

This opera was widely known

 

as 'Screwing the Pooch' ironic

 

for an alley full of

 

hungover hipsters with poor excuses

 

for drinking PBR and wearing

 

down the old tank, when

 

these vest wearing hipsters decided

 

to buy old scarfs from

 

a wizened drunk hobo named

 

Forsooth, verily there hath been

 

someone who hath broke wind

 

and perpetrateth the shouting of HARK!

 

Thy love for thou massive

 

wisdom bringeth a typhoon inciting